So Tito, me, Chichko Doc, and Bato Marty went Back To The Future dressed like Macedonian Revolutionaries,,,the reason,,,,to get a spot in the NY Times




Doc did the poor dudes ear in That was nasty

Its been a while since Tito, Bato Marty, Chichko Doc, and I have gone Back To The Future to invent Macedonians and Macedonian history. Tito has been on holiday (he said he backpacked through europe with a few of his Makedonkas ) but he came back refreshed and ready for more adventures in creating Macedonians. When he approached me, bato Marty and Chichko Doc with some rifles we were a bit concerned with what he had in mind. He said "Don't worry be happy we go to kill bulgars". Marty and Doc didn't want to have any part of it but Tito told Doc that he would tell the Libyan terrorists where he was if he didn't come along. That Tito sure is a treacherous bastard when he wants his way So onward back to the 19th century to kill Bulgars;






Just for the record Tito and Marty were playing the role of Montenegrins while me and Doc were the Macedonians. Of course it was Tito who wanted Brandy in the Russian consulate . We were lucky to get back to the Delorean before they whacked us

So Tito,me,Chichko Doc and Bato Marty were just chilling out on the porch one day when Tito said "Ok we go to make charity to raise money for Macedonians". We looked at Tito with our usual but as we all know that when it comes to Tito anything is possible here's what the inventor of the Macedonians did for the newly invented Macedonians in 1903;


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Bravo Tito

So Tito is back and with a vengence Tito has been partying it up in Belgrade with his buddies from Cuba and North Korea Tito grabbed me Doc and Marty and threw us in the delorean and set the time for 1887 and before we could even ask him where we were going Tito said, "I make more Macedonians in books" And off we went Back in time to 1887.

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A nice video on one of the pieces I have in this section. Tito is proud of youtube videos like this

good video!

TrueMacedonian are you in youtube truemacedonian?

So Tito must've been feeling pretty good because right after we left 1887 we went further back to 1837 where Tito said "I'm on roll baby" Anyways Tito,Me,Doc,and Marty went back to 1837 and here's what magic Tito performed

The one and only mkdstyle

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ako ti treba nov video moze da napravam

Tito likes Canadians. Not for their leafy flags, or their bi-lingual country, but for their babes and beers. I cannot tell a lie. I too am like Tito when it comes to Canada So back we went to 1903 to create more Macedonian madness

So Tito decided to take us back in time to Belgrade to not only invent Macedonians but also get the communist ball a rolling early Here's his magic in action.

TrueMacedonian, congratulations on surpassing the 10,000 views mark!!!

Thanks Maknews Spread the word.

Thanks to your efforts the number of moron Western classicists is probably declining. You should charge a fee for educating these dimwits.

Its been a while folks but do not fret. Tito has been pretty busy as of late and has been on holiday in Cuba with Sirma and the babes of Maknews . So he asked me, Chichko Doc, and Bato Marty to do him a favor and to go back to 1919 Veles and walk around in traditional Macedonian costumes which he created centuries ago ( ) and to talk to a few people their and state that we're Macedonians. So we hoped in the delorean and headed Back to the Future to pose as Macedonians.






Funny thing is while we were walking around I bumped into young Tito who was also stating that he was a Macedonian looking to hook up with some hot girls The other strange thing I noticed was some guy behind him taking down notes who said his name was Risto

Arvanit do you have The memoirs of Hasan Prishtina' available? I think Tito would love to see it

So Tito threw a bucket of water on me to wake me up out of my own bed and sat up quickly. I said "Tito how in the hell did you get in here?" and he said "I make my own key using time machine". I said "Tito man you can't be using the time machine for your personal reasons anymore. What if the time machine broke on you and you're stuck somewhere in time?" Tito laughed at me and said "shut up your face and lets make Macedonians to piss off Grcite". Tito was sure an elegant fellow
So we loaded up, got into the Delorean, Bato Marty was shaking in the backseat (I guess he's cold ) Chichko Doc was talking about the Flux Capacitor making weird noises earlier when Tito was cruising around looking for hot babes. And I was in the passenger seat asking Tito where we were going? Tito said; "We go Back To Future to make Makedontsi". And so we did go Back to the Future. Back to 1918. And Tito got us to pose as Macedonians for this traveler.






Unfortunately we had to dress up as women and we had to say we were Macedonians Tito sure as hell got a good laugh out of this. But our problems only started when we were ready to go back home. The flux capacitor wasn't 'fluxing' and we were stuck back in time in 1918. The worst of it was when Tito started hitting on us because we were still dressed up like women


..............to be continued.

Unfortunately, I do not have it in a online version. But, soon I'll scanned it and I promise to bring out here!

History of the Greek revolution: and of the wars and campaigns ..., Volume 1 By Thomas Gordon, 1844