Greek propagandists and Greek government officials are constantly brainwashing Greek citizens and telling them that Josip Broz Tito, the Yugoslav dictator, along with the Communists, "invented" the Macedonians. Bulgarian propaganda is similar to the Greek in its denial of the Macedonian nation. The documentation below is a brief sample that puts to bed Greek and Bulgarian lies about who Macedonians are and demonstrates that Macedonians have existed as a distinct nation for centuries.

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The best trick Tito had was when Belgrade's best scientists created his time machine so he could go back in time to make people believe they were Macedonians.

Come along with Tito, Marty, Doc, the Delorean and me and see how he works his magic Hold on tight. Once we hit 88 mph (sorry I forgot how much that is in kilometers ) we'll be Back To The Future!!!

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Note from Maknews - Excellent Work True Macedonian and Sirma. It's an absolute disgrace that the European Union is aiding Greece in its policy of ethnic genocide against Macedonians.

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Next Tito, Marty, Doc and me took the Delorean (I know everyone thinks that Doc made the time machine by himself but Belgrade scientists were the ones who installed the 1985 Yugo engine under the hood of the Delorean ) and headed to 1907 Pennsylvania where Tito created Macedonians out of Pennsylvanians and put them to work.

After Pennsylvania Tito decided to jump us back to the 19th century and to include us in a English-Arabic dictionary. He did this by knocking a few shots of rakia back with the author and getting him so drunk that the poor guy passed out. Tito immediately instructed me to write us in the dictionary. I did that and then some you'll see what I mean. Doc was testing out his mind reading helmet while Marty was in the drivers seat seeing as Tito was too drunk to drive us Back To The Future .




I figured I would write in Albanians and Northern "greece" just for the hell of it

[You realise this is 1858 and they are referring to the "Slavonic" people who live in Northern Greece - at the time this would be Thessaly, possibly even lower]

How about self declaration of what Macedonians meant by Macedonian in 1901:

please do not be a smart arse, you as well as me know that the first Greek constitution is based on the ideals and thoughts of Riga the Vlach.

Next Marty took us to 1842 London. Doc was worried about his dog Einstein and Marty kept talking about going to the lake with his girl in the year 1985. Tito was drunk and singing some strange Croatian songs while snapping his fingers while I had the opportunity to look at Marty's picture of him, his brother, and his sister and noticed his brother's head disappeared I didn't want to alarm him so I gave him back his picture. Anyhows we arrived in 1842 and Tito was in such a cheery mood he.....well see for yourself




Tito thought it was so funny when I added Albanian's in the English-Arab dictionaries that he'd do it this time . When we were leaving the Englishmen asked us what devilry were we here to perform. I said "create Macedonians bre" . They chased the Delorean with pitchforks and torches

archive/teodosij-renewal-of-the-archbishopric-of-ohrid-1891-t3718.html

If you click the link above you will see that Jordan Piperkata hitched a ride with Tito and went back in time to write these letters claiming to want a Macedonian church in the Macedonian language and how greedy modern "greeks" are that one made me laugh. Anyways I went behind a bush to pee when Tito, Jordan, Marty and Doc went back in time to 1890 and 1891. Then came back just in time when I was zipping up my jeans Tito is a master at creating Macedonians you know.

Next stop after dropping Jordan off at a pub full of blonde and brunnette girls with big titski we made our way to the early 20th century to become honorary members of the Royal Geographical Society. His majesty found us most amusing and said we could add our names to the members list. Well that's not all that was added. Tito performed some more magic and poof he created more amusing writings about Macedonians.







The King called Doc a "cheeky fellow"

So Tito wanted to mess around with the modern "greeks" a bit and while we were travelling back into time Tito told me that it's time he assumed his PSEUDO identity (I emphasized the word pseudo for our modern "greek" forum readers since they know alot about pseudo things....and well Tito told me to so we could annoy the modern "greek" ). I watched this metamorphosis of Dr.Tito turn into Mr.Hyde....oops nope that's wrong. I mean Mr. Sismondis anyways Doc and Marty were arguing over whether we should listen to Van Halen or Bach. Surprisingly Tito is a Van Halen fan so we were listening to 'Hot For Teacher' on our journey back to 1826. Enjoy, especially you modern "greek" readers

Absolutely mk. Tito is relentless. He is determined to create Macedonians

Now after Titos transformation back to normal from the devious Mr.Sismondis he decided to go further back in time to 1706 to fudge a history book. Doc was wearing those crazy glasses he got from the year 2025 and Marty felt like being a daredevil and decided to tailgate outside the delorean with a floating skateboard. This time around I was driving and Tito was the passenger DJ cranking that Van Halen tape Marty had in his walkman

Last night I was just hanging out at home when I get a knock on my door. I opened it to find Tito,Doc,and Marty in front of me. They grabbed me and threw me in the Delorean. When I asked what was going on Doc said "We're going Back To The Future" and Tito said,"To make Macedonians and new Macedonian history what else." Marty kept looking at his watch and was talking about going to some lake in 1985 with his gf.
Well we went back to the future and Tito was up to no good again





He got us on the Columbia University faculty and Tito used his power of propaganda to get Macedonians mentioned in this work

So Tito, Doc and me decided to dump Marty off at 1985 because he said he had to audition with his band for a battle of the bands thing Anyways as we were leaving then Tito saw this hot looking babe waiting to cross the street. He honked the horn and stuck his head out the window and said "Hey baby vat you do right now?", and she said "Nishto". And Tito looked at me, looked at Doc and said "Nishto? Ti si Makedonka?" and she replied "Da" and Tito said "Well hop into time machine with Dedo Tito and friends so we make Macedonians", and she hoped in and introduced herself as Kristina (hey if Makedoncheto aka Jordan jumped in the Delorean why not Kristina) . Tito took us back to the future in 1897 and him and Kristina wrote a little something about Macedonians in a newspaper article. Here's the end result

http://i37.tinypic.com/2432kv8.jpg

and the whole page from the above article http://www.postimage.org/image.php?v=Pq23LmOJ

Kristina was so cool Tito let her drive us back to the future......and we went back to the time of the dinosaurs.....this is a lesson Tito taught us all. Never let women drive. Especially Macedonian women


Thanks for the links above Kristina

That damn Tito!
Did he call the New York Times in 1903 to report on Goce Delcev's Macedonian ethnicity?? He was only 11 years old in 1903...

Yes! It was a great ride! Then we went to Switzerland and made a bunch of people declare themselves as Macedonians:




Thereafter, in 1904, we took another ride and decided to visit the New York Evening Post:



Life's good...we had a great time brainwashing the masses

Well after Sirma and Tito had a rendevous with the Delorean me, Marty and Doc caught up with Tito as he was saying goodbye to Sirma. He hugged her and squeezed her ass Sirma smiled and said "Only because you are Tito I will let you get away with that", and Marty said "Goddamn I wish I was that guy" Well we hopped in the time machine and Tito said "Let's make more false Makedonski Istorija chovetsi". And back we went to 1851 where Tito did his magic



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Dedo Tito is such a scam artist

hahaaha

Is that our time machine, TM?








Tito and I - Macedonianizing in the 1700's and 1800's.

The time machine you and our beloved Tito love riding is right here;



Tito looks so dapper there like 007

How could I not fall for him... look at his ride!

Pennsylvania, 1896 ...

So after Tito and Sirma (I really don't know what's going on with those two ) had another rendevous with the time machine me, bato Marty, and chicko Doc caught up with Tito as he was lighting up a cigar that his good communist comrade Fidel gave him and Tito said, to us "I think we must make good joke na srbite i na grcite",,, Marty and Doc shrugged their shoulders because they didn't understand a word he was saying. Then Tito said "We make funny in history book. You see"; and off we went into the delorean.
As we got in Tito rolled up the windows and we sat their silent for a minute waiting for him to take us Back To The Future.......until we smelt something rotten Tito the joker that he is farted in the time machine and put the child safety locks on the windows We gagged and Marty puked on Docs lap Tito laughed saying that he ate Sirma's ajvar and it gave him lots of gas And so we went back to 1892 and Tito performed more Macedonian making magic as well as he would put it "make good joke na srbite i na grcite"




And who did Tito dedicate this magnificent piece to?????



and who is this 'duke of sparta'??? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duke_of_Sparta

Tito is such a funny guy adding in Macedonians and dedicating this work to the non-"greek" royal prince COnstantine under a pseudo-Serb name