When we asked Tito what's going on between the two of you he said "Gentlemen never tell" Well Tito and the gang snatched me out of bed and threw me into the time machine. I said "Tito can't this wait 'til the morning" as I rubbed my eyes and he said "No we make you seede of Great Aleksandar hahahaha" Marty, Doc and me just looked at him oddly and noticed that he reaked of cigars and booze. And then it hit me. Tito was out partying with Fidel again Well I figured Tito was up to no good and on we went Back To The Future to write a letter to the Sultan Ahmet so it can be featured in a book published in the year 1750


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Tito was so thorough about this letter that he made me, Doc and Marty re-read it to him 20 times. He said "I want to make you connect to Kral Aleksandar. We make big lie for Macedonia history" That Tito and the delorean

Lubi, lets see if they can read this...




It is 1915 and Tito and I are lobbying at the NYTimes. We got them to put all three different ethnicities, ("Greeks, Macedonians, and Bulgarians") in one sentence!

I would like to see them try Maknews. I think that the lies and propaganda of the 19th and early 20th centuries will be rooted out completely in due time. As long as everyone learns about the truth then they will see why Macedonia never gained the autonomy or independence they so deservedly wanted.

I'll be honest...I'm just using my looks to get what I want from Tito... As I said, I'll do whatever it takes for the Macedonian cause. Wait till you see what Tito and I cooked up in Galveston, Texas...it's 1885 here and the title is going to read "MACEDONIAN SUCCESS". I'll post it as soon as they're done with the printing.

Here it is...hot off the press!

Sorry if Tito introduced these maps to maknews once before... I think it's worth looking at them again
Pay attention to the bottom right hand corner. This was at the beginning of the 20th century.

A song comes to mind; Kade ste Makedonchinjaaaaaaaaa.....Kade ste kaj otidovteeeeeeeeee

My gosh Sirma,,,you and Tito are literally inventing our borders and topography from scratch

Well me, Tito, Chicko Doc, and Bato Marty had a little trip of our own when you went to the bathroom We took a quick stop in 1863 to make a quick mention of Macedonians in some book. Tito had hickeys all over his neck though I only imagine that his red devil vacuum cleaners wand went haywire and latched onto his neck in 12 different places Anyways here's Tito's magic at work once again

That was a long trip... had a great time with the Ruskis, and the year was 1751! Look at what Tito and I were able to put together:





Application to the Russian Emperor from Serbian, Macedonian, Bulgarian and Vlach settlers in Vojvodina applying for emmigration to Russia.





The Russian Senate permitting the settling of the Bulgarians, Macedonians, Serbians and Vlachs.






Edict of the Russian Empress Elisabeth allowing the Bulgarians, Macedonians, Vlachs, and other Balkan Christians to settle in Russia.

Damn Sirma you and Tito did a pretty good job at forging those documents to include Macedonians You guys did so good that Johan Von Muller (book published in 1837) wrote of Macedonians in Russia in 1770. Here's an email I recieved from Tito

But Sirma after you and Tito had your Russian fantasy ride me Tito, Doc, and Marty decided to include Macedonians in an Encyclopedia. Tito is such a scammer He is our true national hero. I think we should not only erect statues of him in every municipality of Macedonia,,,we should include him in our national anthem and our flag Here's what Tito, me, chichko Doc and bato Marty accomplished in 1831 ;


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Tito does not seem to be able to stop creating Macedonians out of thin air! I mean this guy is obsessed, he keeps going and going through the ages!

Now he has directed his Time Machine into the mid-18th century German-speaking areas, and there too, we see Macedonians appear. Unbelievable! Just how does he do it?!





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http://books.google.de/books?id=H5cT...KIqEywSPhoCRAQ

Tito is da man!

This time we rode the Time Machine to the 19th centure as we covered the 18th century in the previous ride. Here Tito outdid himself because he created more Macedonians and contrasted them to Greeks!

Er sandte Boten und Briefe hin zu Griechen und zu Mazedonen


Alexander, Gedicht des zwölfen Jahrhunderts
Von der Pfaffe Lamprecht, Lamprecht, of Besancon Alberic, Alberic, Heinrich Weismann, Friedrich Bernhard Heinrich Weismann
Veröffentlicht von Literarische anstalt (G. Rütten), 1850

Milka

Continue to flirt with Tito and you might get one of these early 20th century postcards!

Makedonija na Makedoncite

My goodness I take a slight holiday and come back to all this You girls are really making that Time machine and Sex machine work Tito is the man And so here's some more of Tito's magic working in 1829. Tito, Chichko Doc, Bato Marty, and me decided to do a little messing about with adding in the Macedonians in an article. Sirma,,,please,,,do us a favor next time will ya. DO NOT FEED TITO ANYMORE HOMEMADE AJVAR! The guy has some nasty ass gas


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So Tito, me, Chichko Doc, and Bato Marty were just out cruising around in the Delorean looking to hook up with some hottys (Sirma,Milka,Kristina were no where to be found )and Tito told me 'hey I make great idea just now' and Chichko Doc said, 'Look I told you that there's no way we can generate 1.21 gigawatts of power without the proper tools or a bolt of lightning'. Tito said 'no not that stupido I have other idea', and Bato Marty said, 'I just hope it doesn't involve Biff'. And Tito said, 'No Biffs no lightning.....but maybe a Makedonski'. And I said 'Uh-Oh now what Tito'. And he said, 'Now we really make big joke na grcki istorija'. We all looked at him like this And so we began our journey Back To The Future to re-write history in the early 19th century. "Grcki" history that is




Here's a bigger picture of the text written on the bottom of page 112;



And here's a little bit of info about General Makedonski while he served in the Pandouri.












Tito........you really are something with that Time Machine

Tito was on such a roll that he really wanted to play a joke on the modern "greek" history. So we went back to the future......in France

France was ok. The babes were all over us, especially Tito , and Then he unveiled his masterplan in France. Here's the outcome


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Here's what the text translates to (sorry for the weird translation, Tito's french isn't that good );

After the fire of the vessel admiral in front of Scio and the retirement of floats it, the sultan pourvut on it- field to the repair of the damaged vessels, some had others of its work-sites go out of, promut to the rank of admiral Cara-Mehmed-Pacha, boss of the gunners of Constantinople, and sent to look for it to Patras the vice admiral and all floats it. At the same time the army dd Dramaly, strong of thirty-two thousand men of elite Thrace, Bulgarians and Macedonians, reçut order to walk. Hourschid, at the head of a numerous body of reserve, had to furnish the necessary things to the invasion army. Soon Dramaly had to fight against Odyssey that disputed for him for two entire days the passage of the Thermopyles and killed for him more than fifteen cents soldiers.

Tito the jokester used Iakovos Rizos Neroulos' book to forge Macedonians in modern 'greek' history

But Tito wasn't finished in France (I think it was the ladies that kept us there ) And since Tito messed around with one modern "greeks" book he decided to mess around with another modern "greeks" book. Here's the Phanariot prince's book




And the translation is(Again don't mind Tito's French )

This expedition eft attributed to CvRicELEBiouSoLiMAH by Philippe Lonicer, tom. i not;. 28. & Prefque all the Christian Ecrivains difent it same chofe. One claims therefore that Cyricelebi got up of the forces, & did a courfe impetueufe rate fes voifins the Bulgarians, Serviens, & Macedonians: that SIGISMOND King of Hungary for the repouffer, affembla a big army of Bohemians & of Bulgarian ones, & fe préfenta in front of him in orderly battle.

Hey guys you know that Tito is like a wizard and a womanizer (just look at his track record with some of the gals in Maknews ). Next Tito,me, Chichko Doc, and Bato Marty took the time machine to 1798 where we decided to include Macedonians living in Hungary Tito picks some strange sources to include us in. But it's all good. Tito told me that it doesn't matter if he even added Macedonians in Japanese history he just wants to create Macedonians And so we went Back To The Future!


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BTW Maknews Tito said that he thinks he deserves his own sub-forum on here. I gotta be honest with you I agree with him. He is our creator afterall

Back to the future Tito did go! When I joined him, Tito tried to get at the root cause of the problem. So he invented Macedonia and Greece. Can you immagine, out of Greece, he made Macedonia and Greece!

(J.E. Worcester, "Elements of Geography Ancient and Modern with Atlas", 1828)




P.S. Tito had put Worcester's book on the internet, so that you can google it and read it for free. One must admit, Tito is really clever.

Hi Sirma! I followed your advice and did continue to flirt with Tito. Guess what?! Tito likes to go to these rides a lot! We went back to the 19th century for a second ride on his Time Machine and he produced yet another book about Macedonians as opposed to Greeks!

Tito is amazing! That's all I can say now.

Okay guys... we just visited Pierre S. Koghan






This is the best that I could do with the help of Google Translator

"The situation of the Macedonian people is the most anticipated of the striking hipocrisies on the basis of contemporary civilization. The homes of State of countries that our time has set the international policy, is wrong and repeated across sentences on mankind, on the right of self-determination of peoples, freedom and justice, while , the eyes of the civilized world, an injustice is committed. (This sounds very familiar )

The Macedonian people is carved into three fractions as a voiceless animal. This is an effort to erase the culture of people with a history. Before the eyes of those who claim to be protectors of small nations, schools are closed, newspapers deleted; persecute on the mother tongue of people guilty only of wanting to live according to their customs, speak and think as they see fit.

You ask me how to end the suffering of the Macedonian people. It is only one path to the suppression of violence. That is the way that the Russian masses followed with success, ten years ago. I no longer believe in good words. I do not believe that the powerful want looters; they've never renounced their selfishness and greed, that they could be buttons, or the conscience awakens them under the influence of words. There is a single path to liberation - it needs organization. The operated and the oppressed of the world's entire must hold united and defeat the voilence of any kind. This fight will break out, and I am deeply convinced that the Macedonian people will play a major role. "