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 Post subject: Re: Come take a ride on Tito's time machine lol
PostPosted: 23 Mar 2009 23:20 
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Geez you guys have been busy :D I only just got back from the 1904 with Tito, Chichko Doc, and Bato Marty. Tito was bragging about all these Macedonian girls wanting to get into his car :lol (we know who these girls are :hi ) so when I asked Tito what we were going to do he said "We becoming journalist to spite grcija i boogaria". I pretty much knew what was coming after that :D And so we went Back To The Future to 1904 to write in the New York Post;

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Tito is the greatest hero Macedonia has ever had. At the next Maknews poll for the "Greatest Macedonian Of All Time" I promised him that he would be included and that he might even beat out Aleksander Makedonski :lol Yeah he's not Macedonian but just look at the impact he's had on our history ;)


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 Post subject: Re: Come take a ride on Tito's time machine lol
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maknews wrote:
It's patently clear that Tito did NOT invent Macedonians.



Yes, he did! ;)

Look here, Tito even draw a cartoon in the 1903 edition of the Berlin monthly "Lustige Baltter" to prove a point!

What talented guy!


"Lustige Blätter" No.45, October 1903
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 Post subject: Re: Come take a ride on Tito's time machine lol
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Damn you ladies got Tito on a roll :lol Well Tito must've been bored tonight because he woke me up to invent more Macedonians. This guy is relentless. He wouldn't shut-up about Milkas legs either :lol
So Tito, me, chichko Doc, and bato Marty jumped in the delorean and Tito revved up the engine and popped in a cassette tape and lo and behold the voice of Sammy Haggar belted "I CAN'T DRIVE 55" :lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2w83zPr6wU

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 Post subject: Re: Come take a ride on Tito's time machine lol
PostPosted: 06 Apr 2009 17:29 
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I just wanted to post this great find by Daskalot, hope you dont mined great Daskal ;) ,

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Page 5, table of contents.
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Page 10, foreword.
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Page 63.
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Source: "Practical Track Maintenance" by Kenneth L. Van Auken, pages 5, 10, 63. First published in 1916, second edition 1921.


Again Macedonians are noted, Tito must have been a very crafty man when he decided to create us.

Greeks, Bulgars and Serbs what is your take on this information?

Macedonian propaganda maybe?


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 Post subject: Re: Come take a ride on Tito's time machine lol
PostPosted: 09 Apr 2009 06:55 
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So Dedo Tito woke me up again and told me to go take a ride in the delorean with him Chichko Doc and Bato Marty. As I rubbed my eyes I noticed Tito had what looked like hickeys on his neck :eek When I asked what happened he said - "Mosquito bite me" :oo :kooky :idn :?? I only assume that mosquito was Sirma or Milka :lol Tito popped in another cassette tape this time it was George Thorogoods "One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer" :lol http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISmgOrhELXs Marty wasn't to thrilled about this song and preferred Sammy Haggar or Van Halen ;) Doc didn't mind much. And on we went Back To The Future to fudge up a volume of the Encyclopedia Britannica from 1824.

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 Post subject: Re: Come take a ride on Tito's time machine lol
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So Tito came by today not to take me Back To The Future but to show me something in a book. And I realized that Oops Tito did it again. This time without me, Chicko Doc and Bato Marty. When I asked who he took with him to the Turkish Palace in the 19th century he laughed and said "She's in car waiting for me right now", When I looked in the car I couldn't tell if it was Sirma or Milka or whoever it was wearing a folk costume. Tito is something else :lol This is the only guy I know that can get Macedonian girls to do anything ;)


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And here's something extra to check out - http://www.macedoniadirect.com/costumes/default.asp

From the link above;

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Traditional costumes in these parts of Macedonia are characterized by the numerous pieces of clothing, made mostly of white klashna, as well as the various headdresses and rich prevailing red colors.


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The eastern Macedonia type includes: the Middle Vardar Valley, and the Shop ethographic area.

The costumes from these regions are generally lighter and rather plain, without massive jewelry, exquisite decoration and lively colors. Red is the prevalent color, and other decoration includes variegated cords, braids, bands and srma.


And here's 2 videos about Macedonian costumes from all parts of Macedonia (I know that these were posted once before I believe by Alexander VII) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvgSEiRU ... re=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnlXzTdA ... re=related

BTW a Serai is a Turkish Palace. And for an overview of what a shawl is (for those who don't know) click this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shawl


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 Post subject: Re: Come take a ride on Tito's time machine lol
PostPosted: 15 Apr 2009 03:45 
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Tito does it again this time in 1822,,,I'm tired now. So I'll tell the story posle ;) of how Tito incented Macedonians in 1822.

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 Post subject: Re: Come take a ride on Tito's time machine lol
PostPosted: 15 Apr 2009 21:04 
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The text makes mention of the Rascians. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Raci According to the source given by wikipedia (I don't like wikipedia but it does have a source in this case) the Rascians are - Raci (Раци, Rác, Rácok, Ratzen, Ratzians, Rasciani, Rascians) was a name used to designate Serbs, or sometimes, in a wider perspective, all South Slavs,[1] in the Middle Ages and the early modern times. The name was primary used by Hungarians and Germans and it derived from the name of medieval Serbian principality – Raška (Rascia)[2].

So we know that the author makes reference to Slavic speaking peoples when he says "Servians, Rascians, Macedonians, and Bulgarians".


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 Post subject: Re: Come take a ride on Tito's time machine lol
PostPosted: 17 Apr 2009 03:04 
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BREAKING NEWS: NOW THE SERBS GOT THEIR OWN A TIME MACHINE!!! :eek

Apparently, this chap NOVAKOVIC was jelaous of Tito's rides, euphimistically called "Back to the Future". So he built his own tiem machine! The smarty pants wants to outdo Tito, but can he do it ?!?

Novakovic went for a try on his time machine back to 1917. Look at what he invented, a woman from Bitola claiming she is "neither Bulgar nor Serb, I am Macedonian only..."! :idea

Unbelievable, Tito's time machine seems to be creating a competition as to who will invent more Macedonians!!!

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 Post subject: Re: Come take a ride on Tito's time machine lol
PostPosted: 17 Apr 2009 03:11 
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It was good of the National Geographic to record that quote and good of you to post it here.

BTW, Sabotsko is Pop Nikodim's town - renamed Aridea by the Arvanovlach.


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 Post subject: Re: Come take a ride on Tito's time machine lol
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Here's another one for you
Year published 1913. Data collected, before that.
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In this next one, notice the difference between Macedonian and Greek, Macedonian and Bulgarian etc.
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[Question from maknews: How many people find the above images too dark?]

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 Post subject: Re: Come take a ride on Tito's time machine lol
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I borrowed this from Sirma in another thread. I know it doesn't exactly belong here, but it's good for people to understand that the old Greek schoolbooks used to list the Republic of Macedonia as "Macedonia".

This whole "name" issue is about exterminating the Macedonian identity and keeping the Macedonians in Greece enslaved, without any recognition or basic rights whatsoever.

BTW, the "Tito Invented the Macedonians" propaganda coming out of Athens has stopped. After decades of this kind of nonsense they're preparing new lies to brainwash Greek citizens with.

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 Post subject: Re: Come Take a Ride on Tito's Time Machine
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So Tito, me, Chichko Doc and Bato Marty were hanging around one day playing some futbol when Tito tripped and skinned his knee. He was cursing like a drunken sailor (at least the drunken part was correct ;) ). He told me to run to the Delorean and pull out his first aid kit. I went to the car searched the backseat and found an interesting flag. I looked at it and wondered what it was. I went back to Tito and the gang and asked him where the flag was from. He looked at me and smiled and said "that is Makedonski flag from 1876" and I said "Oh.OHHHHHHHHHH. So you sowed a flag up to invent more Macedonian history", I said. And he said "Me no sow boudal. I get one hot Makedonka to do that for me" he said as he winked at me. I wonder who this hot Makedonka is :idn :kooky :?? Tito seems to be scoring with them all the time :tongue And so we went Back To The Future and spoke to those pesky Slavs in the general area. Tito encouraged them to fight for Slava and one day for Tito :lol They seemed to be interested in what he said. I guess Tito is a true peoples champion :lol

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 Post subject: Re: Come Take a Ride on Tito's Time Machine
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So Tito, me, Chichko Doc, and Bato Marty went Back To The Future dressed like Macedonian Revolutionaries,,,the reason,,,,to get a spot in the NY Times ;)

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Doc did the poor dudes ear in :? That was nasty :lol


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 Post subject: Re: Come Take a Ride on Tito's Time Machine
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Its been a while since Tito, Bato Marty, Chichko Doc, and I have gone Back To The Future to invent Macedonians and Macedonian history. Tito has been on holiday (he said he backpacked through europe with a few of his Makedonkas :?? ) but he came back refreshed and ready for more adventures in creating Macedonians. When he approached me, bato Marty and Chichko Doc with some rifles we were a bit concerned with what he had in mind. He said "Don't worry be happy we go to kill bulgars". Marty and Doc didn't want to have any part of it but Tito told Doc that he would tell the Libyan terrorists where he was if he didn't come along. That Tito sure is a treacherous bastard when he wants his way :tongue So onward back to the 19th century to kill Bulgars;

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Just for the record Tito and Marty were playing the role of Montenegrins while me and Doc were the Macedonians. Of course it was Tito who wanted Brandy in the Russian consulate :roll: . We were lucky to get back to the Delorean before they whacked us :excited :lol


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 Post subject: Re: Come Take a Ride on Tito's Time Machine
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So Tito,me,Chichko Doc and Bato Marty were just chilling out on the porch one day when Tito said "Ok we go to make charity to raise money for Macedonians". We looked at Tito with our usual :oo but as we all know that when it comes to Tito anything is possible :lol here's what the inventor of the Macedonians did for the newly invented Macedonians in 1903;

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Bravo Tito :clap:


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 Post subject: Re: Come Take a Ride on Tito's Time Machine
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So Tito is back and with a vengence :twisted: Tito has been partying it up in Belgrade with his buddies from Cuba and North Korea :toast Tito grabbed me Doc and Marty and threw us in the delorean and set the time for 1887 :oo and before we could even ask him where we were going Tito said, "I make more Macedonians in books" :idn :?? And off we went Back in time to 1887.

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 Post subject: Re: Come Take a Ride on Tito's Time Machine
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJlsGKoy ... re=related

A nice video on one of the pieces I have in this section. Tito is proud of youtube videos like this ;) :clap:


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 Post subject: Re: Come Take a Ride on Tito's Time Machine
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good video!

TrueMacedonian are you in youtube truemacedonian?

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 Post subject: Re: Come Take a Ride on Tito's Time Machine
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So Tito must've been feeling pretty good because right after we left 1887 we went further back to 1837 where Tito said "I'm on roll baby" :oo Anyways Tito,Me,Doc,and Marty went back to 1837 and here's what magic Tito performed :wizard

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